First trailer for the new Wachowski movie, “Jupiter Ascending.”
IT BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE A STAR WARS MOVIE WITH MILA KUNIS AS A JANITOR WHO BECOMES A SPACE PRINCESS?? PLUS CHANNING TATUM IN RIDONKULOUS EYELINER WITH A DYED GOATEE? AND SEAN BEAN. AND *EDDIE REDMAYNE* AS SOME KIND OF HILARIOUS BRITISH-ALIEN GOTH SUPERVILLAIN.
PUT THIS ALL IN MY EYEBALLS AT ONCE.
Step 1: Allow your muse to ponder the idea to the depth that you will get a minimum over a thousand words.
Step 2: Muse teases you with only a few hundred words.
Step 3: OH GOSH NO THE IDEAS WON’T STOP NOW NOOOOOOOO
Step 4: Only at 3,500 words and you’re not sure if you’re even halfway done this is NOT WHAT I WANTED I’M TRYING TO MAKE A DEADLINE STAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWP.
Troian, now that the show has success, is your dad a little bit more okay with you being an actress?